i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Randomize