Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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