Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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