And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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