I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
where are my eyebrows?
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