I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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