Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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