I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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