Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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