just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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