We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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