was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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