i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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