doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I need moral support for this bender
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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