oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
My ATM looks so different sober.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
