shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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