yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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