we're blogging at a bar
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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