and my herpes radar will keep us safe
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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