oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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