He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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