dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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