you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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