I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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