i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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