You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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