I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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