good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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