Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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