No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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