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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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