Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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