I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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