I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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