While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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