His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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