I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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