i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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