Sponge bath it is.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
