So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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