Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
