we're blogging at a bar
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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