yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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