1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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