butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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