i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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