do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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