Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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