that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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