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  Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.

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  (608): Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows. http://tfl.nu/05tf
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  (518): View more from New York

  At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with

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  (518): At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with http://tfl.nu/oe7q
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  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.

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  (774): the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break. http://tfl.nu/7zwe
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here

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  (630): don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here http://tfl.nu/cm6x
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.

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  (814): dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out. http://tfl.nu/nbi4
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.

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  (508): i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude. http://tfl.nu/zgqp
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  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.

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  (920): So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again. http://tfl.nu/54yy
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  (310): View more from California

  You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected

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  (310): You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected http://tfl.nu/stz5
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  (619): View more from California

  His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.

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  (619): His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar. http://tfl.nu/lyc1
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  (206): View more from Washington

  Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.

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  (206): Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional. http://tfl.nu/t1vf
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  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.

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  (910): I gasped. Both pairs of lips did. http://tfl.nu/2kuf
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.

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  Um, OK. WTF?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.

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  (410): Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy. (1-410): Um, OK. WTF? (410): The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times. http://tfl.nu/4f6p
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  (520): View more from Arizona

  Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!

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  (520): Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again! http://tfl.nu/ddjb
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.

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  (732): He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string. http://tfl.nu/q1va
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  (870): View more from Arkansas

  I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.

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  (870): I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad. http://tfl.nu/fd99
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