Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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