Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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