So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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