Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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