God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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