don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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